Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex T-Shirt jackson Peak enthusiasm wasted on the

Peak enthusiasm wasted on the most passive object in the entire ocean

Blocky typography below spells "TOOTS SHOR" with each character set in its own rectangular frame

They gave southern Illinois something to rally around on warm summer nights

Distressed white block uppercase text below reads "USED TO SAY" followed by "HEY HEY HEY" in quotation marks

and horizontal retro stripes in white

Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex T-Shirt jackson Peak enthusiasm wasted on thePalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads