Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly " with red text reading

" with red text reading "SERVED IN A DIRTY ASHTRAY

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

Knocking on Kevin's door is technically voluntary

Doc Brown needed 1

Large cyan letters "ICS" with horizontal speed lines striped through them sit beside a cyan silhouette of a running figure in mid-stride

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly " with red text readingJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading