Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Tank Top dayton Grease stains on every headrest

Grease stains on every headrest in that mansion tell you everything about Darryl's empire and his scalp

Black script text reads "Bowl and Dine" above small black lowercase "at" and a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mid-century modern bowling alley with a sweeping gold sail-like roof

Putting the word "wiener" on your chest with plausible deniability is fourth grade diplomacy at its finest

a small campfire with orange and red flames

and text reading "Ewing

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Tank Top dayton Grease stains on every headrestPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one