CHOAM - Dune - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_bowlingalley holding a red Solo cup

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

Replacing the one-eyed pirate with a fedora-wearing archaeologist who solves disputes with a revolver is the most logical logo upgrade ever

Doc's customer service policy is one tin cup spin away from a gunfight

Enrolling in a program where the curriculum is lotioning

CHOAM - Dune - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_bowlingalley holding a red Solo cupRunning the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup. CHOAM proves the real Kwisatz Haderach is quarterly earnings. Inspired by Dune. The Details: A red semicircle rests above a white circle containing a spire shape, flanked by white text reading "UNIVERSAL" and "DEVELOPMENT." Large white geometric letterforms spell "CHOAM" with crescent and angular shapes integrated into the typography.