Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S " followed by two red

" followed by two red Chinese-style dragons flanking golden-yellow numerals "1988" at the base

photocopied aesthetic

Here's a throwback T-Shirt tribute to Cowboy Curtis

Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point

Swapping two letters to prove a point about imperfection is the most elegant philosophical argument ever made by a typo

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S " followed by two redParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming