Einstein World's First Time Traveler - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Slapping a guy whose cardio

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

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Einstein World's First Time Traveler - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Slapping a guy whose cardioEinstein got shot one minute into the future and probably spent the whole trip thinking about dinner. Hill Valley's Chamber of Commerce really should honor their most decorated test pilot with a statue outside that mall. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones, with italic script reading "Hill Valley" and "California" on either