Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Pastel camouflage only works until

Pastel camouflage only works until the horse runs out of patience

A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

Inspired by Coming to America

Distressed sage-green block serif text reads "MORNING WOOD" above smaller text reading "ESTD" and "1963" flanking an olive-gold end-grain log illustration with visible tree rings and a small branch

Lane Meyer keeps coming back

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Pastel camouflage only works untilBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler