Next Stop Uranus - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt osteopaths and yellow reading "TASTY WAVES

and yellow reading "TASTY WAVES

overlapping bold red text reading "EST 1888

The front says "I'm a professional

A weathered white illustration of a baseball player in a batting stance is centered below

a bowling center that carried the rhythm of midcentury league culture from the 1950s onward

Next Stop Uranus - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt osteopaths and yellow reading "TASTY WAVESAliens flew across the entire galaxy, developed faster than light travel, and their first order of business is a beeline for your backside. That peace sign is just a courtesy wave from someone who already knows you're not ready. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "NEXT STOP" above a green flying saucer with a green alien visible through a dome cockpit, flashing a peace sign, surrounded by white stars, comets, and a small teal blue planet.