Fight or Flight - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE

Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE & DUKE" below

" Red text reads "HAMMOND" and "LOUISIANA" flanking "1946

" replicating the weathered look of late-1970s film title cards

Distressed gray block text reads "BIRMINGHAM" above a baseball flanked by "18" and "87

Leaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer

Fight or Flight - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKEPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.