Get Off Your High Horse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather A white rectangular sign below

A white rectangular sign below reads "THE PLAYHOUSE INC

Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

Perfect as a gift or for holiday parties

Luke's whiny errand complaint aged poorly once the whole destiny thing kicked in

but tacocat somehow got a full scholarship to the internet

Get Off Your High Horse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather A white rectangular sign belowHorses got immortalized in war poetry and bronze statues, and this one looks like it spent four hours wondering if grain is just tiny bread. Moral superiority hits different when your eyes match the barn door. The Details: Retro groovy white bubble lettering arched across the top reads "GET OFF YOUR" above "HIGH HORSE." Below, a vintage hand drawn horse head in profile shows reddish brown and orange coloring, a golden yellow mane, bloodshot red eyes,