American Balled Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural seated on a large green

seated on a large green sack

Design inspired by George Costanza from Seinfeld

condensed lettering

Arched distressed white serif text reads "ANDY & RED'S" above teal text reading "ESTD" and "1967" flanking a vintage hand-drawn teal illustration of a two-masted sailboat on water

" Small white script at the bottom reads "Thank You Very Much

American Balled Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural seated on a large greenSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American