Fireworks Director - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "FRUIT PICKERS" above a retro cartoon mascot of a golden-orange anthropomorphic peach swinging a bat

which is already a better origin story than most MLB draft picks

with yellow script reading "Chet's" and yellow text reading "SINCE 1985

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

Somewhere a licensed counselor lost another client to a two-for-one happy hour special

Fireworks Director - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Arched distressed white block textFireworks Directors earned that title the same way most people earn a criminal record, through enthusiasm and zero formal training. The explosion behind her is just the performance review nobody asked for. The Details: White text inside a yellow outlined curved banner reads "FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" above a vintage comic style illustration of a grinning woman in a plaid shirt and blue jeans sprinting toward the viewer, with a massive yellow and white