Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A white line art illustration

A white line art illustration depicts a low-profile mid-century commercial building with a parking area

Golden-yellow outlined block text reads "MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU" in a hollow uppercase style mimicking the Star Wars title crawl font

flanked by red

A vintage travel poster illustration depicts layered desert mesas and rock formations in rust

" and "SAN PABLO

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A white line art illustrationCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads