Etched Condessa Clear Carafe Spring Vintage Husband-of-the-Year Nick isn’t doing himself

Husband-of-the-Year Nick isn’t doing himself any favors with cringe-worthy daydreams about the slope and shape of his wife’s head

Fire Island every summer

the notorious Nazi concentration camp for women

but because of it

With a foreword by Kate Bolick and a helpful sentiment-based index

Etched Condessa Clear Carafe Spring Vintage Husband-of-the-Year Nick isn’t doing himselfConsider your guest room, elevated. Keep this clear carafe filled up with water whenever loved ones are in town, so they can drink up from the included glass as thirst strikes. Hand etched in Mexico by artisans at Rose Ann Hall Designs, each one features flowers and leaves that add an elevated dimension and texture to the recycled glass. Carafe: 56 ounces, 9" height. Glass: 3" diameter x 4" height. As with all handmade items, variations will occur.