President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt washington Snapping necks and cashing checks

Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set

"CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE

Red cursive script reads "The Penguin" at the top

Roller rinks in small-town Ohio operated on a strict social hierarchy where the couple skate separated the brave from the permanently traumatized

Prestige Worldwide getting the old money yacht club treatment is like putting a blazer on a dog and entering it in the regatta

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt washington Snapping necks and cashing checksTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text