You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Homer's hunger strike proved losing

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Block text at the bottom reads "BROADWAY AT KETTNER" above "SAN DIEGO

Blue script lettering reads "Schabers" with the large "S" styled as steam curling up from a small coffee cup and saucer illustration

Curved distressed white text reads "THEY SEE ME" across the top

Glenn Quagmire

You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Homer's hunger strike proved losingPizza maintains a 100% approval rating across every demographic, tax bracket, and emotional state. Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do. The Details: Distressed white block text in a weathered screen print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU'RE NOT PIZZA." Visible texture erosion appears throughout the bold, condensed lettering. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun