WWJBD - Unisex Tank Top orange Klopeks never stood a chance

Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment

Every forest ranger who sees this will spend ten minutes pretending they only see the conservation angle

Arched distressed blue text reads "IDAHO FALLS" above large golden-yellow script reading "Spuds

Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe

Arched white serif text reads "SPOOKY SHIT" above a golden-yellow skull illustration with melted wax dripping down its surface and multiple lit candles protruding from the top

WWJBD - Unisex Tank Top orange Klopeks never stood a chanceMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"