Oh Look - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "TURKEY DAY" across the top

Bold distressed white block text below reads "BITCHES LEAVE

Distressed golden-yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT

A vintage-style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing

Flanking stars on a Solo cup is the closest thing to a varsity letter most people's livers will ever earn

Oh Look - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Distressed white block text readsBinoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision, and the results are conclusive. Nobody, anywhere, at any distance, gives a shit. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip art style illustration in white depicts a square jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.