Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL " with "FAMILY RESTAURANT" and

" with "FAMILY RESTAURANT" and directional text "ON MANCHESTER 1/2 MILE EAST OF HIGHWAY 39" beneath

A yellow heraldic shield displays "R P" flanking a black palm tree silhouette

Arched distressed gray text reads "SAINT JOSEPH

A small red ribbon banner sits centered beneath the text

mouth set in a scowl

Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL " with "FAMILY RESTAURANT" andSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.