Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Vader trading his lightsaber for

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A row of five stars shows one filled golden-yellow star followed by four white outlined empty stars

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Distressed white text reads "HOLIDAY" in bold block capitals above "Bowl" in flowing script

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Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Vader trading his lightsaber forHey, the Assman's in town! Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.