Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase text

Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase text below reads "UNTIL IT'S TIME TO NOT BE NICE

retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines

"In Your Handwriting" means this doormat perfected forgery before he ever perfected a fist

A vintage woodcut-style portrait of Mike Damone

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Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase textReducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants. Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered. The Details: White distressed stop sign icon labeled "STOP," a hammer silhouette, and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row. Together they form a rebus puzzle reading "Stop