Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda An argyle-inspired row of alternating

An argyle-inspired row of alternating teal and coral-red diamond shapes contains white text reading "BOWLING TEAM

Wrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift-giving strategy in holiday history

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Bold distressed white block text below reads "SQUAD GOALS

Enrollment at a two-thousand-year-old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green-eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda An argyle-inspired row of alternatingDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: