Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - Unisex Hoodie Color:White A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery

A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery stalk character strides forward with leafy tops sprouting from its head

Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below

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Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - Unisex Hoodie Color:White A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celeryOrnaments hanging that low on a branch are doing exactly what the designer intended, and everybody at the holiday party knows it. The stars scattered around are just there to give your grandmother plausible deniability. The Details: Bold red retro text reads "Balls Deep" above a green pine branch illustration with two distressed red ornament balls hanging from it. Red text reads "in Christmas Spirit" to the right of the ornaments, surrounded by