I Love Motorboating - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Screaming the truth nobody wants

Screaming the truth nobody wants to hear remains an underrated survival skill

Bold white block text with red dripping outlines below reads "ACK

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Vintage hand-drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white

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I Love Motorboating - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Screaming the truth nobody wantsSlapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend." Nobody has ever bought this because they're passionate about Yamahas. The Details: Large distressed white letter "I" sits above a solid red heart symbol in the classic civic pride format. Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart, with all elements centered in a vertical