The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex T-Shirt maryland and red bow tie

and red bow tie

Inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down

Amber-yellow highlights accent his fingertips and face

A white illustrated bald eagle with spread wings clutches a golden yellow beer mug with white foam

" with black borders

The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex T-Shirt maryland and red bow tieLosing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western style lettering below