Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie mob holding a red Solo cup

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star

Santa pointing and asking where his ho's are at carries the same energy as a mall Santa on his third divorce

Ace's interrogation technique somehow remains the gold standard for detective work and romantic disappointment

with "BUT NOBODY BELIEVES HIM" curving below the central graphic

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie mob holding a red Solo cupRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY