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They call it Scranton

representing a city already steeped in baseball tradition

framed by gray rectangular border segments

Vernon's entire kingdom depends on one kid in a denim jacket staying seated

The Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bttf " overlapping a brown coconutPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits