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Coastal California motor lodges like this one traded on salt air and simplicity

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Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex Hoodie san gabriel Long before the resort crowdsWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The