Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green ARMY" above a small military

ARMY" above a small military star

and a blocker car driven by a guy whose entire business plan is flirting with cops

a halftone portrait of Pee-wee Herman shows him grinning with one hand cupped to his ear

Long before the Red Sox claimed Boston

Paddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own

Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green ARMY" above a small militaryStringing Christmas lights on a palm tree is the decorating equivalent of drinking eggnog out of a coconut. Connecticut has questions, but Hawaii has mai tais, and mai tais win every argument. The Details: Retro hand lettered cream script reads "Mele Kalikimaka" across two lines, surrounded by scattered yellow, red, and blue stars and sparkles. A green palm tree strung with multicolored lights stands beside a tropical beach scene with blue water,