Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'"

Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'" to the right

Pledging twenty-five bucks to save a station whose top-rated show involves a mop and a fire hose is the most rational financial decision that town ever made

being insufferable at parties

Bold white italic sans-serif text reads "G

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'"Salt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit