Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Earning Employee of the Month

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Curved distressed white text below reads "NOT PILLS

flanked by green pine trees

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Earning Employee of the MonthEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for