I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt classic The word "please" is just

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

An Art Deco illustration of a tall spired tower with a vertical marquee spelling "BOWLING" in circular letter enclosures stands to the right

a muscular man with dark wavy hair and crossed arms

Ryan started the fire

and a helicopter

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt classic The word "please" is justBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked