I'm Just Here to Lay Pipe - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Large irregular red letters below

Large irregular red letters below read "WRECK BAR

and a phone number you could memorize

" "LET YOU DOWN

Slapping "old school" over a literal one-room schoolhouse is the kind of joke that works because it refuses to acknowledge it's a joke

That question mark is just a man performing a cost-benefit analysis in real time

I'm Just Here to Lay Pipe - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Large irregular red letters belowPlumbing remains the only profession where describing your workday accurately gets you flagged by HR. That grinning 1950s mascot with the wrench knows exactly what he's doing, and so does everyone reading it. The Details: Arched white block text reads "I'M JUST HERE" above a 1950s style cartoon illustration of a grinning plumber mid stride, carrying a wrench in one hand and pipe fittings in the other. White block text below reads "TO LAY PIPE." Fit &