Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats Crawling through five hundred yards

Crawling through five hundred yards of sewage is a bold exit strategy

A multicolored rainbow arc in red

A hand-drawn sailboat on ocean waves with clouds and birds fills the center

Distressed white serif text reads "Let's Do It For Johnny

Arched distressed white text reads "CENTRAL LEAGUE" above "CLASS B

Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats Crawling through five hundred yardsKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal