Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy White square mimicking a periodic

White square mimicking a periodic table element cell contains black text with "119" in the upper left

Nothing says refreshment like a silent

Volunteering for a gunfight with the politeness of a man offering you tea is a very specific kind of terrifying

Green tropical palm fronds fill the lower left corner

and everybody at the buffet already knows it

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy White square mimicking a periodicEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie.