Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white bold serif text

Distressed white bold serif text stacked in three centered lines reads "Free High Fives" in a rounded retro typeface with a weathered

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and the cops fall for it every time

Going that way really fast is either reckless stupidity or a startup pitch deck

A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double-fisting two golden beers

Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white bold serif textWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The