Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Get ready to spice up

Get ready to spice up your holiday wardrobe with our "Schweddy Balls" all-over print button-up collared shirt

and vertical white block letters reading "CHINATOWN" along the right side

drip-edged lettering

and this is why

Handicapping advice from Ace Rothstein isn't a suggestion

Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Get ready to spice upNavin Johnson invented the Opti Grab to solve a problem nobody had, then made millions before the lawsuits caught up. Turns out keeping glasses on your face isn't worth going cross eyed. Inspired by The Jerk. The Details: White sans serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" above gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high contrast halftone portrait in stippled black and white depicts