I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Time to taste the fruits

Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin

Ordering an Old Fashioned already tells the bartender everything about your personality

Large rounded white text across the tree reads "Thick & Sprucey

Riverside didn't just field a team

Golden-yellow text below reads "HONG KONG

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Time to taste the fruitsSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white