I Don't Roll on Shabbos - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S White script text reads "Kokomo

White script text reads "Kokomo

Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame

Reducing a self-crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable

Reducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants

Larger matching golden-orange text reads "HATERS" at the bottom

I Don't Roll on Shabbos - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S White script text reads "KokomoWalter kept Judaism out of pure spite after the divorce, making his Shabbos stance the most sincere act of faith ever delivered while screaming at a bowling scheduler. Somewhere in that bag is a . 45 and absolute theological certainty. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: Chunky yellow retro text reads "I DON'T ROLL ON" above a cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak's scowling face wearing yellow tinted aviator sunglasses. Scattered around the