Don't Be a Richard - Women's T-Shirt paris Spoonerisms exist so your brain

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Announcing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely

Holding up a bone and announcing you found it humerus is the kind of joke that got a caveman exiled from his tribe

mid-stride with a bat over its shoulder

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

Don't Be a Richard - Women's T-Shirt paris Spoonerisms exist so your brainNaming your kid Richard in 2024 is basically signing a permission slip for strangers to roast him on a t shirt. The Magna Carta font really sells it, like being called a dick by a very dignified monk. The Details: Distressed white Old English calligraphic text reads "Don't be a Richard" in a single centered arrangement, with a weathered, vintage texture applied across the lettering. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features