UM Boxers - Green Organic A pajama shirt bearing the

A pajama shirt bearing the University of Mediocrity logo

I'd choose Little Red Riding Hood

Lots of sideways glances and difficult questions

As a kid I used to watch Baywatch whenever I got the chance

Unless you are Messi but then you would not be on our website

UM Boxers - Green Organic A pajama shirt bearing theDear You, I am pleased to inform you that you are accepted to the Pockies University of Mediocrity (UM) The Academy that takes pride in mediocrity. Way too many institutes around the globe are responsible for unrealistic aspirations by prioritizing academic achievements, exceptional aesthetics or athletic abilities. Therefore creating an anxious sentiment across the whole of society. Well.. Not us. We celebrate a C , salute store bought mustard and