Thyme Shorties Size:M These flowers aren’t red

These flowers aren’t red

The award will be handed over at a later moment in life

Boxer briefs like no other

You are beautiful the way you are

That very special person will be a little bit upset you are showing up in shorts but she/he should understand you are making a statement against a socio-economic class society where expensive suits are used by the fortunate to separate themselves from the “lower” classes

Thyme Shorties Size:M These flowers aren’t redDid you know that the herb thyme originates from the Mediterranean? No you did not and nor did I. I just looked it up on Google right before writing this sentence. Quite the coincidence that these Thyme Shorties will look amazing in the Mediterranean. Is it a coincidence? Or are we controlled by some evil government? Yes indeed we are.