Sand Striped Pyjama Pants itp-collectionId-49 whinny like your life depends

whinny like your life depends on it and talk to all of your imaginary mythical friends

This right here is what experts call ‘a classic beauty’

And me associating these shorts with an episode of ‘Pimp my Ride’ will probably make me a misogynist

“Can’t Cook Lasagna Anymore

“Get a real job

Sand Striped Pyjama Pants itp-collectionId-49 whinny like your life dependsI once had a dream about being lost in a desert. I wandered around for hours, sweat dripping on my back, no water to cure my thirst. I started hallucinating and I heard the grains of sand talking to me. Youre the chosen one, they said. Youre the one to guide us to the light. And so I did. I guided all those grains of sand to the light. And then we became one. Sand and I, I and the sand. I was the sand. You know what I mean?