The Noble Gases T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Elements Be Chivalrous) intellectual humor shirt Anyone whose dating life resembles

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Designed by someone who understands both orbital mechanics and the inevitability of complaining about dirt

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The Noble Gases T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Elements Be Chivalrous) intellectual humor shirt Anyone whose dating life resemblesWelcome to the Round Table of the Periodic Kingdom! Our "Noble Gases" design transforms chemistry's most standoffish elements into a heroic band of knights, complete with a medieval coat of arms. Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon, and Radon have never looked more valiant though they still refuse to react with anyone beneath their station. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (elementally pure) Durable print (reaction resistant) Machine washable (tested in