Handcrafted Bum Shaped Vase Color:Beige Care: Machine wash at 30

Care: Machine wash at 30 degrees Celsius

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Handcrafted Bum Shaped Vase Color:Beige Care: Machine wash at 30The Rather Splendid Posterior Vase That Shouldn't Work But Absolutely Does Look, we'll be honest. When we first encountered this handcrafted beauty, we weren't entirely sure what to make of it either. But here's the marvellous bit: it works. Brilliantly. Whether you're displaying fresh flowers, dried botanicals, or succulent plants, this utterly fetching vessel brings a playful dose of personality to your living room, bedroom, or shelf. It's the sort