Ask Me How I Know T-Shirt Size:3XL Zero respect for arbitrary rules

Zero respect for arbitrary rules

it's a bold proclamation of your gastrointestinal prowess

This wall poster isn’t just decoration — it’s a conversation starter

confident in delivery

this tank is built for sunshine

Ask Me How I Know T-Shirt Size:3XL Zero respect for arbitrary rulesThis shirt is what happens when experience meets poor decision making and survives to tell the tale. Ask Me How I Know is confidence, regret, wisdom, and chaos all rolled into one extremely corny sentence. Perfect for people who have been there, messed it up, fixed it wrong, and somehow came out with a story they are absolutely dying to share. It works at parties, barbecues, family gatherings, work events you should probably stop talking atanywhere