I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Decorative white script text reads

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

Cursive script reads "Downey

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Decorative white script text readsBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked