The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Blazer duke and it's a kimono

and it's a kimono

I don’t care if your great aunt has a 100 year old family recipe for sticky pecan pie

The Dubbel Penetration

finger traps and scarves made of game tickets

Just don’t stand too close to the fireplace or you’ll end up naked

The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Blazer duke and it's a kimonoThere exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply hogwash. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas blazer. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love