Squirrel Dealer [Unstable] 2016 Mega-Tins Mega Pack change that opponent's monster's ATK

change that opponent's monster's ATK and DEF to 0

put two +1/+1 counters on it or create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens

Set: 2014 Mega-Tins Mega Pack Card type: Effect Monster Rarity: Ultra Rare Attack: 2700 Defense: 1800 Once per turn: You can excavate the top card of your Deck

Set: Structure Deck: Warrior's Triumph Card type: Effect Monster Rarity: Common Attack: 1400 Defense: 1200 This card is not destroyed as a result of battle when this card battles with a monster with an ATK of 1900 or more

Why change their minds

Squirrel Dealer [Unstable] 2016 Mega-Tins Mega Pack change that opponent's monster's ATKSet: Unstable Type: Creature Raccoon Lizard Bird Rarity: Common Cost: {G} When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1 1 green Squirrel creature token. "You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal."