The Peacock Player | New Years Eve Party Suit Jacket Size:US Jacket 46 He comforted Santa by letting

He comforted Santa by letting him sit on his lap and tell him what he wanted for Christmas

A shamrock has 3 leaves as hundreds of internet trolls have taken to our inbox to let us know

They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world

one night a few years back we were sitting at Topper's bar and grill in Greencastle

but it's just as tasty on spring break in Cabo

The Peacock Player | New Years Eve Party Suit Jacket Size:US Jacket 46 He comforted Santa by lettingIntroducing the Peacock player, probably the greatest Peacock Suit ever invented if anyone else even invented one. In many cultures the peacock is a sexual deity, possessing the ability to cause ground shaking orgasms from merely the sight of his plumage. That may not be true, but we put the plumage on this New Years Eve suit anyways. New Year's Eve is no time for modesty. It's 2019's final swan song and you gotta get out there and shake yo tail